Probably shouldn’t touch this one iwht a ten inch pole…OT from BTD
Holy Crap,
Axel, why circumcision? Medical problem or cosmetic?
How is the sexual sensation after the cut?
Curious about what your foreskin was like in terms of appearance. I have
three boys all uncut- each with a very different FS. ONe almost looks
circed, the next has a nice tassle of a FS, and the baby had a perfect
little jalepenis (like a pepper.) huuby was cut as baby. My kids think
penises are like noses- everyone had different one- there is no uniformity.
Thanks for a reply,
Joy
August 19th, 2007 at 11:14 am
Date: Sat, 13 Mar 2004 12:09:16 -0600
From: “Joy McHargue” <joyfulitl@…
Subject: Probably shouldn’t touch this one iwht a ten inch pole…OT from BTD
Holy Crap,
Axel, why circumcision? Medical problem or cosmetic?
How is the sexual sensation after the cut?
Curious about what your foreskin was like in terms of appearance. I have
three boys all uncut- each with a very different FS. ONe almost looks
circed, the next has a nice tassle of a FS, and the baby had a perfect
little jalepenis (like a pepper.) huuby was cut as baby. My kids think
penises are like noses- everyone had different one- there is no uniformity.
Thanks for a reply,
Joy
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Ahhhhhhhhhhh yes! I’d love to McHargue penises with you, “Joy”. Nothing quite
suits the internet like genitalia conversation. While we’re at it, what kind of
labia do you have?
I had phimosis of the foreskin. So, imagine Freddy Krueger (who kind of looks
like a wrinkly penis, like the kind that has been in the bathtub *way* too
long). Turn his sweater into a turtleneck and roll it up past the top of his
head into a little “tassle” on the top. Since our Freddy Krueger penis has
phimosis the tassle at the top cannot roll down. That was my penis for the first
21 years of my life. Actually, I remember someone viciously pulling on it when I
was 3 or less, having the insides spill out in purple pain, and screaming about
it. That and the medical advice for parents to fuck around with it if it isn’t
retracting (great advice you STUPID FUCKING DOCTORS). Something really
interesting happened during my adult circumcision, too. But that’s for another
internet conversation.
Jalepenis– that’s funny! After the circumcision I would call mine a
“Frankenpenis”.
“How is the sexual sensation after the cut?” I can whack off just fine, thank
you.
Well. What a wonderful conversation it’s been. I love it when someone inquires
about my wee-wee.
August 20th, 2007 at 3:55 am
Axel,
Thanks for the response.
Pediatricians’ are such bone heads (’scuse the pun)about foreskin
care. “Retract it, and CLEAN it”… In other words: just irritate
the crap out of it with harsh detergents…that way our urologist
friends can make a killing.
My labia are intact and not a source of worry. They are like a dark
pink subterrainean butterfly. I feel for my African sisters who are
mutilated.
My chihuahua had one of her eyes pop out of her head, and the vet
had to sew it shut for a time of healing. We called
her “Frankenweenie” while the stitches were still in.
I rarely talk genitalia on the internet; I keep that special kind of
speak for dinnertime banter. I was mostly curious for knowledge’s
sake for my boys. I hope my request did not cause you any further
discomfort. If it did, I apologise.
Joy