Our Future President
It saddens me to think that Senator Joseph Lieberman is no longer running for
President.
I’m surprised. I thought that someone who looks that much like Alek James Hidell
would surely get a popular vote, by coolness association alone!
C’mon! The guys got class. Didn’t you see him with Gore way back in ‘00? He was
all wholesome and Orthodox Jewish and everything. You know all those Jews,
especially ORTHODOX Jews are so wholesome and wonderful!
But seriously, folks. Joe’s likeness to Alek James Hidell was, in my opinion,
the trump card. In this age of electronic enlightenment, when everyone, on their
own or no, has access to the Internet’s cumocopia of pornography (and not just
regular pornography, I mean INTERNET pornography!) there must surely have been
people who voted on the Alek James Hidell factor alone. An Orthodox Jew Alek
James Hidell look-alike! Joe, I want you to know you’ve got a friend in me…
especially if you make those whores gag & choke on your huge p—
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