Soon I will be Visible

Coryn “Snipsnip” now has a number of digitized photographs of me, so all of you
who doubted that such an extraordinary being like me exists may soon be able to
view the greatness that is I, Axel, Super-O!
I have bench pressed 225 pounds, and for four reps! So I’ve officially graduated
to two big 45 pound plates on each side of the olympic bar. I think the “Power
Factor” people may have a point, training wise. Not that you can see that in my
digitized photos. Those photos were taken when I was 19 (the semi-naked shots).
I have more muscle, better definition and far less fat now - all effortlessly
possible because of the greatest diet ever.
Now those of you who hate me may laugh at my ugliness, those of you who’ve grown
to love me may gaze at my beauty. Because we both know that although beauty is
in the eyes of the beholder, the attitude of the brain has the ability to cloud
the judgement of the eyes. Which is why virgins are attracted to… so *many*
creatures!

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