Ham Bone, my fellow fallen Catholic

When you say “jesus bread” served at Catholic mass, surely you are referring
to the Communion wafer. And the ritual by which an approximately 8-year old
child is put through a study course of intense propaganda and Catholic
indoctrination (”Good Catholics don’t ask questions like that, Donna!”),
culminating in the little ones being allowed to participate in Communion:
that is called Confirmation.
You’re lucky, you forgot most of this stuff!

One Response to “Ham Bone, my fellow fallen Catholic”

  1. Esther Randolph Says:

    ?INTENSE? CATHOLIC STUDIES? Yes, i believe it was every monday
    night. I had to miss the second half of FRAGGLES to get to the
    class. Then I got to miss out on the pop-culture SCI-FI TV series
    called “V”. So, I do believe some of thta CAtholicism helped wean me
    away from bein a mass media addict.
    My problem was, as a teenager, that church was interrupting the best
    day to mow the greatest # of lawns. The ‘DOUGH ADDICTION’ stayed,
    instead of the wafer, i just loaded up on T.J. CINNAMON’S pecan
    rolls, strudels, and POVITICA(croatian delight). I do love th e
    CHRISTMAS SPIRIT thing, but why just between NOVEMBER 28 TO EARLY
    JANUARY? People have this thing against BEING HAPPY most of the
    year. I guess if you’re truly happy with yourself, you wouldn’t be
    spending the other 11 months screwin your fellow man with lawsuits,
    threatening sales pitches, insults, backstabbin & other forms of
    sodomy the world has accepted.

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