By: Odis Johns

Odis Johns — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 02:22:39 +0000

I forwarded this news story to a certain “friend” who shall remain
“nameless.” This was his response (quite apt, I thought):
The Institute of Medicine… ha ha ha. Yeah: “Now we suggest exercising
for
one full hour a day.” This panel of 21 scientists and physicians fails to
impress me. So it took 21 of these people to get together and deliberate
and
come up with “exercise more”, “you can eat according to the amount of
exercise you get”? Ridiculous. Are people really so stupid they can’t
figure
that out? How about: don’t eat like a big, fat hog if you aren’t doing
enough to justify it, or you will turn into one.”
Recently the highly-prestigious, world-renowned scientist Dr. **** ******
******* announced to the excitement of the press that: “Don’t eat like a
big, fat hog if you aren’t engaging in enough exercise to justify it, or

you
will turn into one.”
And how about this: if Westerners are typically eating too much, and
suffering from it, and are eating too many carbs, and are suffering from
it,
and aren’t eating enough protein (IMO), and are suffering from it,
wouldn’t
it make sense, for the lazy, lethargic masses to simply cut down the
carbs
(excessive calorie intake), increase the protein (satiety and health) and
increase the fats (healthy kind we are already deficient in)? That’s a
calorie reduction and healthier macronutrient ratio that addresses the
nutrient deficiencies all rolled up into one!
Dr. **** ****** *******, O+ secretor
NY Times cover: “Don’t eat like a big, fat hog if you aren’t engaging in
enough exercise to justify it, or you will turn into one!”

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By: Odis Johns